January: Bought a much-too-expensive hair straightener and changed my life forever.
February: Finally tasted Nutella…and I hate it, which is an unpopular opinion, apparently.
April: Had the best salad of my life: lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, cheddar and Monterey Jack cheeses, crumbled bacon, blackened chicken, chipotle ranch dressing.
May: Finally conquered all five stages of grief when it comes to Birmingham drivers – denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance
June: Realized I am far too old to be demonstrating handstands, cartwheels, and walkovers.
July: Learned how to pop it, lock it, and drop it with ease.
August: Found Rock Bottom. The prices? Fabulous. The insufferable life-altering lessons? Miserable.
September: Dispensed love advice using nothing but the lyrics of Air Supply
October: Halloween candy, second only to Easter candy. The most important discovery of Halloween Candy Season is that Butterfinger did not make as successful a transition into the seasonal candy genre as Reese’s.
November: Survived another heartbreaking year as a Georgia sportsfan
December: Plans made and action taken for a bigger, better, bolder 2014.